mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
me:
mom:
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
mom:
me:
mom: this isn't normal

FUCKING HELL
ok not bad at all
but if it had been take the 3rd picture that comes up…oh lord
aight
I’m not even going to do this, knowing that the first result will be pictures of a dead white guy who used to be a black guy, who fucks children.
well shiiiit
mini truckin’
Surprise, surprise.

WHY THE FUCK AM I NAKED?! D8
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I am bored and this is for Midori. Don’t judge me.
PFFFF OH GOD WHAT. This is Amazing. XD You have a nice voice btw.















