The Green Lady
King of France: and why the fuck would we send money and assistance to those resisting their sovereign??
Advisor: well it would be a big 'fuck you' to England
King of France: send funds to America
hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

littletootsierollaliengirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and canned whole chicken

Idc I just wanna know why is there such thing as canned whole chicken

"better get off Tumblr now"

hugs-and-good-music:

image"but wait what is that?!"

corporateaccount:

iowa is the only state that consists entirely of vowels

w is not a vowel
every message in my inbox for the next 16 years (via corporateaccount)
reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

reedmeister-of-jacobstown:

My Biology book confirms Half-Life 3. However it will take awhile.

clannyphantom:

unclefather:

meatbicyclevevo:

oomshi:

When I say fuck you say me, fuck

you

fuck you me

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